Aardvark jokes
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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
How do you define an aardvark?
Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.
"They're L6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
A man holding an aardvark.
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